We are grownups PART 1

Me: Are you really "eww"ing me?

Coming from YOU?

Takashi: Well I've settled kind of

Ever since I met this new gf

Me: Mr "Hey I gotta go. This hooker is trying to steal my money."

Takashi: OK, that was like 3 yrs ago

And I was really scared!!

Me: That was like one year ago

Takashi: No it wasnt!

I cant believe you remember that

I've learned so much from my friend Takashi, like... don't introduce him to your friends, be careful when purchasing hookers in Asia, and of course, my favorite.

Takashi: So I was at this hostess club in Japan

And one of the girls

She looked like you

So I didn't pick her